Go on lunch? Okay.
2670 upvotes
111 comments
Kyashichan
1 week ago
Go on lunch? Okay.
Ok, excuse me it is.
86 upvotes
27 comments
pLeSiOsAuR420
1 week ago
Ok, excuse me it is.
"The recursive writeups"
1344 upvotes
144 comments
pukeforest
5 days ago
"The recursive writeups"
Looking for additional moderators!
14 upvotes
9 comments
Not_An_Ambulance
1 day ago
Looking for additional moderators!
Enjoy Your Vacation!
317 upvotes
35 comments
sassyasspanties
1 week ago
Enjoy Your Vacation!
Business launched to spite real estate.
11287 upvotes
274 comments
KatWayward
6 days ago
Business launched to spite real estate.
Sure, I’ll charge you more
776 upvotes
88 comments
narv12
5 days ago
Sure, I’ll charge you more
Boss: Your hours are 9-6, as per the employment contract.
2192 upvotes
136 comments
richardkim_nyc
10 hours ago
Boss: Your hours are 9-6, as per the employment contract.
We CAN submit our work every week? Cool, I won't then
185 upvotes
39 comments
addpulp
2 weeks ago
We CAN submit our work every week? Cool, I won't then
Just do what I say! Sure will.
327 upvotes
17 comments
roIey
12 hours ago
Just do what I say! Sure will.
If you’re late one more time, you’ll get suspended...
13405 upvotes
700 comments
Villenemo
1 week ago
If you’re late one more time, you’ll get suspended...
You want me to do the dishes? Okay.
971 upvotes
75 comments
Vernal59
1 week ago
You want me to do the dishes? Okay.
Won't get paid if I go home? OK!
6180 upvotes
423 comments
thaddeh
4 days ago
Won't get paid if I go home? OK!
Guy convinces insurance not to cover a procedure
3163 upvotes
177 comments
Taban85
2 weeks ago
Guy convinces insurance not to cover a procedure
Summer camp acrobatics
170 upvotes
8 comments
mechanicarts
6 days ago
Summer camp acrobatics
It wasn't on the load plan
458 upvotes
50 comments
JoetheOK
1 week ago
It wasn't on the load plan
Vanilla MC
5832 upvotes
378 comments
DefiantOnion
4 days ago
Vanilla MC
You Want a Doctors Note? Okay :)
11171 upvotes
591 comments
NanobiteAme
1 week ago
You Want a Doctors Note? Okay :)
I should read a book? Fine, I will.
3047 upvotes
144 comments
Laksnax
2 weeks ago
I should read a book? Fine, I will.
I need help lifting everything over 35 lbs? Say no more.
1936 upvotes
81 comments
benevolentshrimp
6 days ago
I need help lifting everything over 35 lbs? Say no more.
Summer Camp Compliance
155 upvotes
17 comments
VenomBasilisk
1 week ago
Summer Camp Compliance
I didn't leave the chair
3780 upvotes
242 comments
nayersman
3 days ago
I didn't leave the chair
I am very hungry, so I will eat two days later
395 upvotes
42 comments
Barsfajny
2 days ago
I am very hungry, so I will eat two days later
Tell me to hold my horses, will you? Allllll righty, then!
313 upvotes
13 comments
MightyMary007
2 weeks ago
Tell me to hold my horses, will you? Allllll righty, then!
Trick or treat? Little of both
200 upvotes
36 comments
Moneybags99
1 week ago
Trick or treat? Little of both
Called out in meeting
9637 upvotes
271 comments
Darigone
17 hours ago
Called out in meeting
This kid gets it...I’m scared.
855 upvotes
97 comments
Buttercup2323
2 weeks ago
This kid gets it...I’m scared.
Let’s try beating the system...
1264 upvotes
33 comments
cyclonekid
1 week ago
Let’s try beating the system...
You only accept cash or company check? Ok...
650 upvotes
98 comments
abbaflabbajacks
6 days ago
You only accept cash or company check? Ok...
Ok I'll keep pushing the steak
937 upvotes
44 comments
WantToaskAquestion3
2 weeks ago
Ok I'll keep pushing the steak
I'd love to put out some chocolate!
284 upvotes
50 comments
Sylvaen1024
2 weeks ago
I'd love to put out some chocolate!
Want me to give you my notes? Sure.
157 upvotes
30 comments
InBetweenStudent
10 hours ago
Want me to give you my notes? Sure.
“It’s not our job!”
803 upvotes
22 comments
ChaosofaMadHatter
2 weeks ago
“It’s not our job!”
I was victimized, I tell you! (short post)
1911 upvotes
30 comments
TooCloseToMicrowave
6 days ago
I was victimized, I tell you! (short post)
Small but good
131 upvotes
11 comments
Phoneix8252
1 day ago
Small but good
Oh i have to ask for my days off to be my days off? Ok
1526 upvotes
160 comments
WartPig
1 week ago
Oh i have to ask for my days off to be my days off? Ok
"I know, because I have been doing it for 10years!"
2541 upvotes
77 comments
JaschaE
2 days ago
"I know, because I have been doing it for 10years!"
Sometimes the mechanic is right.
6391 upvotes
361 comments
compfreak530
5 days ago
Sometimes the mechanic is right.
‘Just put me anywhere’
18013 upvotes
976 comments
MiaFknWallace
2 weeks ago
‘Just put me anywhere’
The threat of malicious compliance was enough...
3487 upvotes
82 comments
avocadopixels
6 days ago
The threat of malicious compliance was enough...
The Tale Of Debbie
261 upvotes
45 comments
seriouslampshade
1 day ago
The Tale Of Debbie
You want it well done... You got it.
5360 upvotes
227 comments
Ganorg
1 week ago
You want it well done... You got it.
Rules updated
88 upvotes
25 comments
Not_An_Ambulance
5 days ago
Rules updated
I quit my second job yesterday
626 upvotes
37 comments
hudsonv11
1 week ago
I quit my second job yesterday
I need to be where I’m supposed to be? Will do.
548 upvotes
17 comments
Json1134
15 hours ago
I need to be where I’m supposed to be? Will do.
We can't sell food here. Alright then have it your way.
12582 upvotes
491 comments
pokemonlover34
2 weeks ago
We can't sell food here. Alright then have it your way.
Want to let us freeze?
559 upvotes
43 comments
deedordee
2 weeks ago
Want to let us freeze?
Dine in only? No problem
647 upvotes
75 comments
shinkuuryu
2 days ago
Dine in only? No problem
Can't refund me $14... Okay...
302 upvotes
64 comments
jlevy1126
1 week ago
Can't refund me $14... Okay...
You think I don't know how to make eggs? I know what I'm doing
659 upvotes
131 comments
TheBattleFaze
1 week ago
You think I don't know how to make eggs? I know what I'm doing
Prove I broke my arm? Sure.
18802 upvotes
632 comments
cc452
1 week ago
Prove I broke my arm? Sure.
Lets crowd source a couple rules tweaks!
122 upvotes
118 comments
Not_An_Ambulance
2 weeks ago
Lets crowd source a couple rules tweaks!
"The recursive writeups" (aka damned if you do, don't and everywhere in between)
333 upvotes
14 comments
pukeforest
5 days ago
self.talesfromtechsupport
"The recursive writeups" (aka damned if you do, don't and everywhere in between)
I know you almost died, but can you work tomorrow?
11298 upvotes
193 comments
EmpZurg_
3 days ago
I know you almost died, but can you work tomorrow?
A Tale of Tricks and Treats
6934 upvotes
366 comments
goldengeep
2 weeks ago
A Tale of Tricks and Treats
I'm not immune to novocaine? Okay.
558 upvotes
89 comments
cc452
8 hours ago
I'm not immune to novocaine? Okay.
We know what we're doing, just add the printers.
4524 upvotes
89 comments
jaxmagicman
18 hours ago
We know what we're doing, just add the printers.
Here's your fighter jet back...
581 upvotes
39 comments
101palatine
1 week ago
Here's your fighter jet back...
Yes, Sous Chef
1335 upvotes
33 comments
Revenolt
1 week ago
Yes, Sous Chef
No overtime, please adhere to the rules
1155 upvotes
29 comments
Mkzy7
3 days ago
No overtime, please adhere to the rules
I could have said "I told you so", but...
758 upvotes
54 comments
n33bulz
1 day ago
I could have said "I told you so", but...
3 day minimum sick days to get paid? Alrighty then.
10414 upvotes
476 comments
The_Man-In_Black
1 week ago
3 day minimum sick days to get paid? Alrighty then.
Oh you're security, ok fella. Order received and understood.
11429 upvotes
220 comments
beelzebubscousin19
1 week ago
Oh you're security, ok fella. Order received and understood.
Ok Mr lawyer i will!
13546 upvotes
349 comments
masterjabbadad
2 days ago
Ok Mr lawyer i will!
Mischievous compliance
6802 upvotes
63 comments
BuffelBek
1 week ago
Mischievous compliance
Town tree ordinance? Fine!
636 upvotes
86 comments
friarguy
1 week ago
Town tree ordinance? Fine!
I complied maliciously. I think I like it here
232 upvotes
17 comments
kutluk
6 days ago
I complied maliciously. I think I like it here
Finish the project with no internet? You got it!
386 upvotes
20 comments
okwhatwhy
1 week ago
Finish the project with no internet? You got it!
Just a quick space fight.
209 upvotes
38 comments
Rhelanae
13 hours ago
Just a quick space fight.
Stop using a negative tone? Alright.
0 upvotes
31 comments
Devan4590
1 day ago
Stop using a negative tone? Alright.
Not enough sauce? Ok, I'll give you sauce.
499 upvotes
33 comments
CCpoc
1 week ago
Not enough sauce? Ok, I'll give you sauce.
Enjoy the coffee!
1594 upvotes
25 comments
TehUberSays
6 days ago
Enjoy the coffee!
A story from my Childhood
696 upvotes
21 comments
xaqss
3 days ago
A story from my Childhood
“Don’t step a FOOT out of this kitchen!”
1473 upvotes
24 comments
sixtonsofsheep
1 week ago
“Don’t step a FOOT out of this kitchen!”
You have to join the queue. No? Well enjoy waiting.
1715 upvotes
84 comments
UniqueButBoring
2 weeks ago
You have to join the queue. No? Well enjoy waiting.
I did it for the children! (Wholesome compliance?)
2558 upvotes
60 comments
Goofyal57
2 weeks ago
I did it for the children! (Wholesome compliance?)
You want me to park closer to the garage? You got it!
187 upvotes
22 comments
TheShadowDemon247
6 days ago
You want me to park closer to the garage? You got it!
Just do what you’re paid to do…
5974 upvotes
149 comments
ad-cs
1 day ago
Just do what you’re paid to do…
I'll let the auction run
2209 upvotes
143 comments
The_Dylmyster
1 week ago
I'll let the auction run